So I'm waiting on the bus today on my way home, and this guy rides up on his bike, gets off, and sits down at the bus stop with me. I've got my earbuds in, and my nose buried in my phone because I'm in the middle of a text conversation, so I didn't really pay him much mind.
Until he started talking. He starts off by asking me who I think will win tonight, and I'm like "Um, I don't know. Win what?" The following conversation ensues:
"Whatchoo mean win what? Football. The SAINTS, man, the SAINTS."
"Ah. I'm sorry, I don't follow football."
"Don't follow football, shee-it"
(I put my earbuds back in)
"You know, I tell you what. I hate white people. In particular, I hate white women. They's bitches."
"Excuse me?"
"You don't watch football?"
"NO"
"Shee-it... Say, scuse me, is that your bike?"
"Yes."
"You ride it alot?"
no response
"I say, you ride it alot?"
no response
"Say, lady, do you like sex"
DEFINITELY no response
"Ah I see how you are. You don't like black people much, do you? I could see by the way you looked at me that you hate niggers."
"I like black people fine. I just don't like assholes. And that means I don't like YOU."
"Why you gotta be such a bitch?
"You sit down here and tell me that you hate white women, what do you expect? You called me a bitch, so fine. I'll be a bitch. And you're a fucking asshole."
Jeez. I gotta get me a car.
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